Children

Nose-picking, booger-eating, germ-spreading, defiant little farts who cry for no frickin reason at all. (A.K.A. smaller humans).

bob: y is them children screamin all the time!!!

by Clill Binton October 17, 2019

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Children

Give you a reason to run away

That boi ran as fast as he could when he saw that he had children.

by Your dads 3rd teacher February 1, 2019

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sock children

Jerking off into a sock. Usually done out of laziness, desperation, or lack of better options.

Roommate's gone for the weekend? Time to make some sock children.

by 8BallPaul May 14, 2025

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Dumb children

Just dumb children

"Wow those are some dumb children"

by Idefinewordscauseican September 6, 2021

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childrens menu

Code for obamas underground child labor service. Defines whether they plan on torturing the child with an apache helicopter or the leg of an elmo doll

Boi lets which one off the childrens menu u wanna use on this cancer kid

by David the weeb slayer March 21, 2017

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Children who always end up either, brats or complete demons. I am speaking from experience. Always discipline your children or they will end up little devils, and probably end up being your school bully.

"Those little demons over there must be Non-Disciplined Children."

by Skinnyroemonlover123 December 4, 2021

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