Canderbear

The cutest sweetest little crackheads known to man, often very picky about alot of things. Constantly changing their haircolor its hard to spot one of these amazing creatures, but if you do hold it tight and never let it go.

You're the most gorgeous Canderbear i've ever seen!

by Dusty Massacre April 14, 2010

Cankle Fest

When you are at a bar or club and there is an over abundance of fat chicks

Went to Champ's last night with a few friends, what a fucking cankle fest!

by m_steph55 September 25, 2010

Chandlering

Being so awkward you turn into chandler from friends

Going off topic because youre awkward

woman - "i had sex with this big hairy man last night"
man - "yeah? i love peanuts"
woman - "what"
man - just chandlering..

"could i beeee anymore awkward"

by sexygoddddddddd September 25, 2011

Candlejack

When you say his name, he kidnaps you.

Who is Candlejack? He sounds reta

by Zomg man of teh ubers July 5, 2009

cankle

An ankle of a fat person in which the the ankle and the calf appear seamless.

That girl must have weighed at least 500 pounds! Did you see the cankles on her?

by Bungalow Bill July 7, 2002

Candlejack

The boogieman from the old show Freakazoid. He kidnaps and ties up anyone who says his name. He was eventually captured and lured into a cage by Freakazoid with a pumpkin pie.

Kid 1: "Don't say it!"
Kid 2: "Say what?"
Kid 1: "Candlejack!"
Kid 2: "Candlejack?"

Candlejack: I'm gonna need more rope

by thatdudewhosometimeswritestuff August 13, 2010

Chandler

she's the sexiest girl ever, she is really outgoing !
all she wants is a boyfriend who will love her for who she is, which is a party hard beauty queen.

chandler is so shy around new people

by angel890 July 17, 2011