Butthole Plunger

A device that is used to help out people with constipation. Buy one today at your local shop.

"Joey ate too much cheese, now I have to buy him a butthole plunger."

by Dr. Windmills October 03, 2009

butthole slurpy

A drink that tastes horibly bad.

Say you go to the bar and order a drink special thats on sale, when you get it you think that it is the worst thing that you have ever drank. You then look at the bar tender and say "WOW this taste like butthole slurpy" the bar tender will most likely remember what you had if you want a "butthole slurpy" latter!

by Matt & Chris November 17, 2005

butthole vagina

1. (n) A butthole that has literally turned into a vagina, often the result of an obsessive wish by a man for his butthole to become a vagina
2. (n) A butthole that releases queef-like farts
3. (n) The most coveted class of vagina

Dave: Nick, your butthole will NEVER be a vagina!
Nick: (queef) pffssttt
Dave: (flabergasted) Nick!? that was NO fart!!! my god...your butthole...its a BUTTHOLE VAGINA!!!

by Dabate October 28, 2011

butthole dickmole

Butthole Dickmole occurs when one is engaged in sexual intercourse of the anus and upon withdrawal of the penis, notices that there is a smidgen of poo on the head of his penis bearing much resemblence to a mole. If your name happens to be Spencer, you may panic in fear that your fuckbuddy might see the speck of shit which would cause severe awkwardness so you decide to ingest the mole-resembling dot of shit and then comment to your friends that it didnt even have a taste. "very bland"

Joe Shmoe: Im afraid to fuck her in the ass cuz i dont want to end up with a "Butthole Dickmole"

Spencer: Dude, all you have to do is eat it before she sees it and your golden man. besides, it doesnt even taste bad! AAA UUUUUUUU

by Vulgardefmaker January 18, 2008

Tiny butthole

A butthole so microscopic that without spit can be impenetrable

Renee has a tiny butthole.

by Fireflame420 May 13, 2015

Butthole Eyes

Having sunken and dark ringed eyes, as a symptom of Chron's Disease. Being related to gastrointestinal discomfort, aka "Butthole Eyes".

Pete Davidson has Chron's, I can tell from the unrelenting smell and his sunken-in Butthole Eyes.

by TheSchwarmanPervert May 24, 2023

eating butthole

licking of the anus, and eating butthole ass licker, does not taste good, but feels good for the bottom.

Eating Butthole

Maxwell was Eating Lilly's Butthole

Eating Butthole is Diamonds favorite pastime.

by sexguru666 April 15, 2014