When your in a van with a king sized matress and it goes up the side of the walls putting you in the middle making a burrito
by Magicbatman December 09, 2017
Used in texting and chat as an escape route when someone is trying to obtain nude photos during sexting.
After someone asks for your pic, reply with, "so sorry, I smell my burrito burning in the microwave, I must attend to it..."
After someone asks for your pic, reply with, "so sorry, I smell my burrito burning in the microwave, I must attend to it..."
Was that dude you like trying to get tiddy pics from you again?
Yep, but I used the burrito exit and he got nuttin.
Yep, but I used the burrito exit and he got nuttin.
by ASortaFairyTale July 14, 2017
1. a burrito that has eggs, cheese, sausage, peppers, and other items that make it tasty.
2. the best breakfast one can eat.
2. the best breakfast one can eat.
by Kevin July 27, 2004
Richrad simmons is a burrito boy.
by V Polard May 21, 2004
A huge solid turd, especially very thick turds that cause pain when excreted. The blood accompanying a butt burrito is sometimes known as "special sauce".
She sure is taking a long time in there and making some terrible sounds... Must be laying a butt burrito.
by Hoopty Doopty May 26, 2010
To eat the burrito is to live life to the fullest, to take on a task whole-heartedly, to persevere and overcome adversity.
The US Olympic Hockey Team stunned the world by winning the gold medal in the 1980 Winter Olympics. No one suspected they were going to Eat the Burrito.
by Jason Denton April 21, 2010
The act making breakfast burritos for you and your partner in the morning and engaging in morning sex (sexual intercourse before 12:00pm) afterwards. Can refer to the burritos themselves, the sexual act itself, or both.
She stayed over last night and luckily I had tortillas and eggs so we had sexfast burritos in the morning.
by B.tizzle May 07, 2012