The fecal burrito is one of the simplest kinds of burritos to concoct. The fecal burrito consists of a freshly-evacuated log of excrement strewn out along the middle of a tortilla that is folded on top of said excrement. One may release diarrhea onto a solid piece of waste matter to give the burrito a spicy yet enjoyable taste.
by Feces Astronaut May 13, 2012
Get the fecal burritomug. Used in texting and chat as an escape route when someone is trying to obtain nude photos during sexting.
After someone asks for your pic, reply with, "so sorry, I smell my burrito burning in the microwave, I must attend to it..."
After someone asks for your pic, reply with, "so sorry, I smell my burrito burning in the microwave, I must attend to it..."
Was that dude you like trying to get tiddy pics from you again?
Yep, but I used the burrito exit and he got nuttin.
Yep, but I used the burrito exit and he got nuttin.
by ASortaFairyTale July 13, 2017
Get the burrito exitmug. 1. a burrito that has eggs, cheese, sausage, peppers, and other items that make it tasty.
2. the best breakfast one can eat.
2. the best breakfast one can eat.
by Kevin July 26, 2004
Get the breakfast burritomug. by V Polard May 21, 2004
Get the Burrito Boymug. A huge solid turd, especially very thick turds that cause pain when excreted. The blood accompanying a butt burrito is sometimes known as "special sauce".
She sure is taking a long time in there and making some terrible sounds... Must be laying a butt burrito.
by Hoopty Doopty May 26, 2010
Get the Butt Burritomug. To eat the burrito is to live life to the fullest, to take on a task whole-heartedly, to persevere and overcome adversity.
The US Olympic Hockey Team stunned the world by winning the gold medal in the 1980 Winter Olympics. No one suspected they were going to Eat the Burrito.
by Jason Denton April 20, 2010
Get the Eat the Burritomug. The act making breakfast burritos for you and your partner in the morning and engaging in morning sex (sexual intercourse before 12:00pm) afterwards. Can refer to the burritos themselves, the sexual act itself, or both.
She stayed over last night and luckily I had tortillas and eggs so we had sexfast burritos in the morning.
by B.tizzle October 14, 2012
Get the sexfast burritomug.