buffer

a person you hire from off the street to buy you porn, a rated m video game or sneak you into a r rated movie also known as your "big brother"

"hey tell that guy if he will buffer me to buy me a playboy"

by stormtrooper501 October 14, 2009

buffer

faget, newb, asshole, dick, fucker, bitch,

wow that kid is such a buffer

pronunciation
boo-fur

by RTC123456 October 1, 2010

Penis Buffer

When watching a porno or other adult video online when it halts to buffer the video unfortunately to the image of a man's penis.

"I was trying to watch Star Whores but since my internet is slow, I got penis buffered by OG Wang Can Do ME"

by tombearrr September 3, 2011

buffet

heaven for fat people and john candy's glory

the buffet was wiped out by john candy

by baka_kuso_yarou December 10, 2004

The old country buffet

Put deisred food (preferably broccoli and cheese or mashed potatoes) in grandmas vagina once awake in the morning. when dinner time comes Granny quiffs out your hot and steamy Old country buffet on your plate.

Hey mom, what are we having for dinner?

The old country buffet!

YAY!!

by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011

buffer

(Verb) A female that is known to have the ability to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

That one's a buffer, she's a mean mother fu*ker sucking dick. She bites too.

by Mike June 13, 2004

buffer thrust

An highly advanced technique used in bowling

Almost guarantees you will not a get a strike

I'll get a strike with "buffer thrust!!"

Let me show you a technique i like to call buffer thrust..

by Ninja-Shadow December 19, 2006