When your friend thinks a guy is hot … but he is so not. For example, when a girl thinks a nice, but short, fat, bald man 10 years older than her is hot ...
by AkAussie September 21, 2018
Get the Boyfriend Dysmorphia mug.A penis that is of reasonable size that one could receive on a daily basis. As opposed to vacation dick.
by daviebaby April 3, 2016
Get the boyfriend dick mug.Any man that you find attractive, though he is clearly to small/short for you to actually date. You might make an exception and date him anyways, but you would feel very uncomfortable being seen with him in public, because beside him you feel like a giant/swollen/amazon.
Me: Omg, pocket boyfriend! Over there, he's so cute!
Friend: Ooh, he is cute!
(nothing ever happens after that)
Friend: Ooh, he is cute!
(nothing ever happens after that)
by smart cookiez April 19, 2011
Get the Pocket Boyfriend mug.Girl- That's my half boyfriend, he's been like this for 2 months now.
Guy- It fuckin stinks in here, which half of him is your half boyfriend? The top or the bottom?
Girl- I don't know, I just know I didn't do this to him.
Guy- Nobody said you did.
Girl- Yea, that's right nobody said I did.
Guy- It fuckin stinks in here, which half of him is your half boyfriend? The top or the bottom?
Girl- I don't know, I just know I didn't do this to him.
Guy- Nobody said you did.
Girl- Yea, that's right nobody said I did.
by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019
Get the Half boyfriend mug.The boyfriend who will see not only the beauty on the outside but on the inside. The one who is always honest and by your side no matter what. The one that will always puts a smile on your face .they complete you. Without him you are nothing
by Bibiddybop156 August 26, 2012
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Grown men whisper in mics to comfort others
Grown men whisper in mics to comfort others
by EnhypenStan May 14, 2021
Get the boyfriend ASMR mug.In addition to the above definition, which is almost correct, it also refers to a period in which fundamental views and opinions that the boy has which differ from the girl are ironed out and converted.
"I think girls with big titties are nice!"
"I THINK YOU'RE A SEXIST AND NOW I WON'T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE!"
"Oh, maybe that was wrong."
But there ain't nothing wrong with the big titties!
"I THINK YOU'RE A SEXIST AND NOW I WON'T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE!"
"Oh, maybe that was wrong."
But there ain't nothing wrong with the big titties!
by Rando November 17, 2003
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