bone smuggling

1. To conceal one's gender (male only)
2. To hide one's penis from view.

The hooker's client got really upset when he found out it was bone smuggling.

by Lunchbox March 28, 2003

Wet bone

A wet penis. When a male's penis gets dampened or moistened by masturbation, or sexual intercourse. Could be a result of vaginal or anal sex, or oral sex.

Dan's pre-ejaculate fluid became homogenized with Shelly's warm, sticky saliva. His tall erection was covered in a slippery, sticky, semi-thick, glistening sexual substance. Dan had a wet bone.

by Thadeus Dank November 20, 2010

hemtt bone

when riding in the Army tactical vehicle known as the HEMTT (heavy expanded tactical truck) the occupant will receive an erection in less than 30 minutes of travel. This is usually caused by the vibration, bouncing and generally rough ride of the truck.

We had only been on the road for about 5 minutes before i got hemtt bone.

by explodie December 6, 2011

biscuit bones

A medical condition where the subject is highly prone to injury in even the lightest of physical activities. This is probably due to having bones that are brittle like biscuits; hence the term.

Person 1 : How did Rick dislocate his shoulder?
Person 2: He did it whilst sleeping; he's got proper biscuit bones.

by fernofry September 20, 2016

Choke Bone

The penis. Generally, those of a fat, girthy and lengthy type.

She tried but couldn’t take all my choke bone.

My choke bone had her gagging and slobbering.

Love the way it sounds when she’s necking down all my choke bone.

by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018

do a bone

to smoke a joint, or hand-rolled marijuana cigarette, usually shared between two or more people

Person: Care to do a bone?
Friend: Why, yes, most certainly

by Litespeed99 June 5, 2009

bone be dead

Dick that can't get hard.
Erectile dysfunction.

"My man's bone be dead an I got to get me some."

"Dr. Kaz be givin' my honey some C-Alice cuz his bone be dead."

"Oh honey..my coochie be cryin' cuz my man's bone be dead."

by blossombaby August 9, 2012