A phenomenon which only occurs once an individual wears jeans. It is most commonly used to describe the lump or bulge which forms on the around the zipper/crotch area when sitting down. Any attempt to 'squash' the said boner may result in making the situation even more awkward, leading most to ignore it and hope nobody else notices, much like when you pop a real boner on the train and can't get it to go down.
Fred noticed he was rocking a denim boner but when he tried to push it down, everyone on the train started to stare.
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“hey did you hear about that fight that broke out at lunch? i got it on snap i’ll send it to you but don’t post it on your story i’m not tryna get suspended.”
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Get the bonney lake high school mug.A kickass VR game made by Stress Level Zero, the same creators of such games as Duck Season VR and PC and also Space Junkers. Boneworks is about VR-ception, You play as a guy named Ford or as the entire Community calls him Phord ( Yes i'm not lying to you) and you are in a VR world called MythOS made by the Fictional Company Monogon and it is heavily implied that you (Ford) is working for Monogon's rival, Gammon (Same people who made Duck Season in-game) Oh and did I forget to mention the badass physics to it, You can straight up use your environment overcome obstacles, Pretty cool...
Person 1: Yo dude! check this game Boneworks out!
Person 2: Aight...
3 months pass...
Person 1: Are you there?
Person 2: *Phord*
Person 1: Dear God...
Person 2: Aight...
3 months pass...
Person 1: Are you there?
Person 2: *Phord*
Person 1: Dear God...
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