Adjusting the blinds

Masturbating in front of window and being caught.

Weatherman Joe Luzira of KUSI in San Diego pleading guilty to lewd conduct on January 31, 2011. He was seen masturbating in front of a glass door. His lawyer stated his was ADJUSTING THE BLINDS.

by mpfs79 March 3, 2011

Blind Snowstorm

The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.

He was able to make his way out of the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.

by BaconBlitz March 1, 2018

blind-gating

Staying in someone's blind spot for a really long time while driving.

Instead of passing me cleanly, the dude was just blind-gating. Luckily, I had my mirrors set up so I could see him.

by 1695814 September 6, 2013

App Blind

Temporarily unable to find an app in a large grid of apps on a phone or tablet.

Oh goodness, I'm app blind, I can't find that app and I know it's here somewhere.

by Jon & Kevin September 16, 2020

Kettle-Blind

A form of denial about oneself that allows someone to be extremely hypocritical. It refers to the old saying about the pot calling the kettle "black"

I can't believe Roseanne Barr called me fat. She is kettle-blind.

by MonkeyWings August 6, 2010

Blind Boi

A model Boi from MIRACULOUS LADYBUG is known as Blind Boi. His real name is Adrien. His other name is fool Boi, Mr. jUSt A FriEnD or Mr. BBB( Blonde Blind Boi). He is the owner of Black Cat miraculous A.K.A Cat Nerd .

Nino:What is Marinette to you?

Adrien: Marinette, She's just a friend.
Nino get TRIGGED

Nino: How many times do I have to tell you. your more blinder than Kagami's mom, Blind Boi.

Adrien:Hey!

by Clumsynette Agrest March 18, 2022

blind doggin it

The act of eating dinner after rehearsal, usually at Olde Blind Dog, where memories are made, and time in the kitchen is saved.

I completely forgot to cook today, so looks like I'm blind doggin it tonight!

by paulio3s October 23, 2023