18th birthday

the day where you HAVE to get absolutely wasted!

guy 1: "yo, your 18th birthday is coming up you've got to get wasted bro!!"

guy2: "yeah bro 100%!!"

by chonce69 November 19, 2021

Louis Leakey's birthday

August 7th. The birthday of Louis Leakey who worked in africa and discovered many of the earliest human ancesters. He played a major part in the study of the evolution of humans.

This day is used to educate people on evolution and the evolution of humans and on the findings of paleoanthropology and to fight the false idea of creationsim.

Let's go see the ape man exibit they have out for Louis Leakey's birthday.

by Deep blue 2012 May 9, 2010

My Birthday

Any day in which your girlfriend will let you have anal sex with her. Can be used in past, present and future tenses.

Dude, I bought my girlfriend this awesome choclate browine, and in return it was my birthday!

by theoRidGEinal November 21, 2011

Happy Birthday

1) A gathering/celebration of why our not special or no one cares 2) Everyone/everything has a date of creation, hence the birth day. 3) Just another bullshit holiday for the already barely-getting-by-on-my-shitty-pay-month-to-month pay checks so to become pressured to celebrate the many and continue to make those in power richer (why they sleep) and you go back home to your programmed existence.

Ex. 1) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"

Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"

Ex. 3) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"

Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"

by Punktileus1 September 10, 2011

Birthday Shaft

When you are not invited to a birthday party because you are lame.

Did Nick get invited to that hot girl's birthday party?

Nah, he took her on a lame date so she gave him the Birthday Shaft!

by randy2.0 October 23, 2009

Birthday cookie

A single giant cookie. Given at the time of ones birthday instead of a gift and or cake

Happy Birthday, here's a Birthday cookie, its not for sharing.

by Cookie monster 3000v2 February 19, 2011

seventeenth birthday

The time when a boy/girl turns 17 and grows a tail.

"hey Martha, did you see the tail on that guy?"
"oh yeh, he is hot! Did I tell you I was at his seventeenth birthday?".
"Tail is a euphemism btw".

by MQ-N May 11, 2009