Bouncing betty

When a man, or woman, (depending on your sexual preference) is giving you a reverse cowgirl until ejaculation, much like the mine that bounces and explodes.

Man 1: hey isn’t that Sarah Jessica Parker?
Man 2: yeah, she gave me a Bouncing Betty in the church parking lot in my dad’s van.

by Jiminy cherrypopper April 20, 2018

Betty

A fat ass that will always be your friend. And has no boyfriend and is very single😏

Betty's such a Fat Ass. 😂

by Bets💙💁 April 6, 2018

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017

betty rizzo

the philosopher of hiphip

Ladee of hip hop

Teacher
Spiritual healer

Betty Rizzo is a young women who exploits many talents.

by Betty Rizzo June 18, 2018

baltimore bouncing betty

The act of placing thugs, criminals or drug dealers in the back of a Baltimore police van with no seatbelt, drive extremely erratic, and hope for a spinal cord injury.

Yo PoPo gave Alashawndre a Baltimore bouncing betty...and now he in the hospital.

by surfdog May 28, 2016

Betty Jayne

Betty Jayne is never plain, she is the best fun ever and the ideal housemate. Everyone who meets her, even over the phone, falls deeply in love with her, because her charms could fell mountains. She knows much more about bones than any non-murderer should, which also makes her the perfect person to ring if you've killed someone by accident (or indeed on purpose).

You need to hide a body? That's cool, we'll just pull a Betty Jayne

by Howardtheskeleton May 24, 2016

Jarome Bettis

AKA: The Bus Jarome Bettis played in the NFL for the Pittsburgh Steelers from 1996 to 2005.

He was literally the best running back ever.

Steelers Fan: Did you see Jarome Bettis score that touchdown?!?!

Another Fan: YEAH! He ran over 8 people like a BUS.

Coach: I wonder if he injured anyone...

Opposing teams fans: *Wheeping in sorrow*

by insta_lvke98 April 22, 2016