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Immersion Blender

A Sexual Act where a male defecates into someones mouth, and then proceeds to receive oral sex from the person while they old the stool in their mouth. Effectively blending up the stool into a fine pulp.
I got stool all over my member because i did an Immersion Blender on this chick
by feji August 21, 2010
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African blender

The act of putting a shot of vodka(preferably grey goose) in a mans ass. Then inserting 2 dicks into that mans poor asshole. Then you and the other dick man spin around until your dicks bleed. While your at it you might gumble into the poor asshole. Then your take your bloody chafed dicks out of that poor mans asshole. You soak up the concoction. Put it on a mixing bowl shit in it and then throw up in it.
Dude me and two other guys did an African blender it was disgustingly awesome!
by Norbert Glorble February 19, 2017
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Caught in the Blender

Getting caught in the blender means you've never left your home town, and then end up sleeping with or impregnating the same girls that you and your friends have cycled through over and over again.
He frequents the bars in camo and pajama bottoms and has definitely been caught in the blender.
by Ajmontana May 28, 2019
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Blender girl

A girl who curls her hair into ringlets and perfect spirals, then brushes them out, and teases her hair, so that it has the illusion of going through a blender. A blender girl is usually refereed to as a "sceney" or someone trying to be scene. They also are usually disrespectful to their peers, and equals.
Wow, that girl's hair is so messed, she must be a blender girl.
by Jujubeemarie December 29, 2010
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gerbil blender

An event involving several young women who seek to share the same older in a late night bang fest. A blending of gerbils, if you will.
"Sherry and Amy totally scored a gerbil blender last night."
by Perfect Peter September 28, 2011
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Blender

A woman who can perform oral sex like a blender.
I had a blender last night
by Richard Black December 30, 2003
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gay bender

Rob: "lets go on a gay bender"
Luke: "ooo yea I haven't had a gay bender in a while"
by lobadob September 22, 2013
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