Husband Beater

A wife beater worn by a gay man.

Guy one: I think Adam lambert is wearing a wife beater
guy two: more like Husband Beater

by Dhiggz May 15, 2010

Egg Beater

When a woman has an abundance of cervical mucous, flings it on her husband's face and testicles, and he licks it off.

I am ovulating and want to give you an egg beater!

by The Popesicle February 17, 2008

kobe buzzer beater

The Kobe buzzer beater is when the male consults the female before she goes to work or whatever and offers her the meat. You want her to say "no" just so you can force it in her just like Kobe did to what-her-face in Colorado.

Hey Josh, i just hit the Kobe buzzer beater on your sister the other day before she headed off to her new job

by josh holts May 12, 2004

wife beater

the clothing normally worn by the residents of trelander or newcastle

string vest

by poosemon April 8, 2003

bible-beater

a Christian person, usually a guy, who masturbates instead of having intercourse, because he's celibate.

Max: He's 23 and he's a virgin.
Tim: Well he did take that abstenance pledge.
Max: Damn, his rooms always locked too...probably just another bible-beater.

by MaximT July 28, 2007

Heavy Breather

A heavy breather is a generic name for a person that is in a position of power and influence. They do not breathe any louder than the rest of us, but their breath/words have a larger impact on society. This term usually is used reserved corporate executives or high level politicians.

"So dog, whaddid ya do today?! Dude, I had to sit in this meeting with a bunch of heavy breathers"

"The heavy breathers of the right are panting for spending cuts again"

by Ninja787 September 23, 2009

shit breather

someone thats breath smells like they just a a pound of baby shit.

i woke up in the morning next to my boyfriend and i was like " damn boo you must be a shit breather!"

by Chloe is orgasmic January 15, 2011