Dirty Bean

When a guy has sex with a girl and sticks his whole shaft in her including his balls and makes her wetter than a waterfall

Holy shit dude I dirty beaned that bitch

by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020

micro bean

A very small penis.

Look that boy over there, his name is rhys he definitely has a ‘micro bean’

by willylicker69 April 28, 2020

Fudge bean

n.
A kind, typically small individual who is able to sweeten people's days by simply being around them, either through their sheer cuteness or their ability to bake a delicious treat.

n.
I was walking home yesterday when I saw a girl drop her icing container. When I picked it up and gave it back to her, I noticed she was a fudge bean.

by Igris May 30, 2020

Bean Nut

A Catholic Priest that likes 10 year old boys, especially in trailer parks.

That mans is a bean nut.

by BoLynch007 August 31, 2020

Poopy beans

The worst insult you can possibly say to someone. It is worse than calling someone a poopy head or rarted, Or even a hecker. (apologies for my horrible language)

Person 1: Lmao you’re so stupid it’s funny!
Person 2: Shut up poopy beans!

by Nekochu_gaming September 24, 2020

Beans on toasting

Verb - when a British person behaves dishonourably or cheats at a sport/game

"listen here matey, you were clearly beans on toasting at the cricket game this morning"

by marty mcpichum December 14, 2021

Blue Bean

The swelling of the female clitoris due to sexual stimulus without the release of orgasm. AKA the female equivalent to blue balls. A painful and annoying sensation which can easily be remedied by a variety of antecdotes . . ranging from sexual intercourse to a mere twiddling.

Come on, just because you have blue balls doesn't mean I have to have blue bean . . . just twiddle it . . just a little bit.

by Skyday November 7, 2007