Canadian Ritual, To recieve or administer an Enema using Maple Syrup, typically while biting down on a Hockey Puck to withstand the immense satisfaction.
by The Hawkeye February 5, 2010
Get the Canadian Historymug. the rapist performed canada's history
by falcon4 is a douche February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. A sexual act so deviant it cannot be mentioned on TV or in front of an actual Canadian in fear that they might collapse and die of shock instantly. To perform a Canada's History the male partner must be wearing moose antlers and the female partner must be covered in maple syrup, The male then ejaculates into the Stanley cup then analy penetrates the female with a hockey stick while chanting O'Canada as he pours the contents of the Stanley cup on the female's head.
If the Penguins ask for their Stanley Cup back tell them to wash it first because I just gave Nancy a lesson on Canada's History. Also, How do you get dried maple syrup out of your pubes?
by Mysterio The Great February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. An absolutely disgustingly foul sex act including but not limited to moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
by attackattackwhereyouat February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. 1. Sex with Stephen Colbert, or masturbating to a sexual fantasy involving Stephen Colbert.
2. Sexual acts using maple syrup as a lubricant; so named because it is often a very memorable experience.
3. The term for a group of sex acts so depraved that even to describe them to a consenting adult in the privacy of your home amounts to a violation of censorship laws.
4. The term given to a case history of someone who suffers from a rare sexual disorder resulting from their involvement in sex acts perpetrated by officials employed by the Canadian government during the late 1990's and early 2000's.
2. Sexual acts using maple syrup as a lubricant; so named because it is often a very memorable experience.
3. The term for a group of sex acts so depraved that even to describe them to a consenting adult in the privacy of your home amounts to a violation of censorship laws.
4. The term given to a case history of someone who suffers from a rare sexual disorder resulting from their involvement in sex acts perpetrated by officials employed by the Canadian government during the late 1990's and early 2000's.
1. Your friend: Do you fantasize about Jon Stewart?
You: Sure, Jon Stewart is great. But tonight I feel the only thing that's really going to hit the spot is a little lesson in "Canada's History" (wink, wink).
2. Your friend: What did you do last night?
You: I gave my girl a bit of Canada's History she won't soon forget!
3. We were feeling especially naughty, so we talked about Canada's History all night.
4. Psychiatrist 1: I really wanted to help that poor man, but I had no choice but to tell him that our clinic could not assist him in any way.
Psychiatrist 2: Why not?
Psychiatrist 1: He was afflicted with Canada's History.
Psychiatrist: Those syrup-sucking bastards...
You: Sure, Jon Stewart is great. But tonight I feel the only thing that's really going to hit the spot is a little lesson in "Canada's History" (wink, wink).
2. Your friend: What did you do last night?
You: I gave my girl a bit of Canada's History she won't soon forget!
3. We were feeling especially naughty, so we talked about Canada's History all night.
4. Psychiatrist 1: I really wanted to help that poor man, but I had no choice but to tell him that our clinic could not assist him in any way.
Psychiatrist 2: Why not?
Psychiatrist 1: He was afflicted with Canada's History.
Psychiatrist: Those syrup-sucking bastards...
by Buzz_killington February 17, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Shoving everything you have inside everywhere you can all at once, screaming, vomiting, urinating and evacuating your bowels all at once.
by assholefactor February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The act of inserting a penis into a toaster to heat thing's up in the bedroom or re-energize yourself for even more hot sex. Formerly known as the Beaver, but the term was thought to be too dirty.
I came so many times last night with my girl that I had to preform Canada's History to get myself back into the game.
by FortheColbertNation February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.