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Boston Baptism

Getting vomited on at a sporting event by a drunk fan
"Dude what the FUCK you drunk..." "Calm down man, you got your boston baptism! Welcome to the big leagues"
by E.M.V.J.J January 4, 2026
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A substitute term, used to label/slander Christian churches/denominations/beliefs which lack the legitimacy, sacraments or theological depth of mainline apostolic Christian churches.

This term is typically thrown around on social media by Christians who consider theology to be an important matter, and view Catholicism, Orthodoxy, or a trad-Protestant denomination as the "correct" denomination.
"Well it looks the Roman Catholic Church, which is apostolically founded, is heretical. The Southern Baptist Church of Arkansas holds the fullness of truth."
by Ion2170 January 6, 2026
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Mushroom Baptism

A act where a man dips his penis in gelatin, jello, or other viscous liquids, like yogurt.
"I just had the most wicked Mushroom Baptism last night!"
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allen jean baptiste

Allen jean baptiste just sped past everyone damn
by Amishtago February 27, 2017
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madder than a baptist in a brothel

Really angry, may incite a physical altercation.
(Girlfriend after boyfriend caught cheating)

Catching him kissing my best friend just made me madder than a baptist in a brothel!
by Mistabone February 1, 2018
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Brown Butter Baptism

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.
Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
by 13.9 March 21, 2022
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Traditional Mexican Baptism

When a woman inadvertently gives birth directly into a seldom-emptied, diarrhea-splattered porta potty.
Joaquin is messed up in the head. Probably has to do with the fact that he received a Traditional Mexican Baptism when he was born.
by MinMax123 July 12, 2022
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