dumpster bake

When you go to your local school, be it high school, middle school ect, and you get into the paper/cardboard dumpster close it all up and clam bake it like you would in your car. This usually occurs in middle school since noone has cars at that point.

Yo in Henrietta we used to hop up into that dumpster over there and dumpster bake the shit out of it. Then smoke cigarettes up on the roof. Those were the days..

by Blazeoooown January 16, 2009

after baked

Waking up after a strong smoke sesh, still baked.

"I'm so after baked right now..."
"I know you were baking on high all night"

by medicine.witch October 26, 2016

Baked Idiot

A baked idiot is someone who has smoked so much weed that even simple tasks seem impossible, or take too much extra time.

I can't believe he just did that, what a baked idiot.

by plaid.princess.91 May 31, 2015

baked alasskan

When you cum on a girls asshole and crisp your massive load with a blowtorch

Sally gave me a hefty tip after she tried that baked alasskan I gave Vicky. Gobbled it right up.

by biersklord June 13, 2017

Cable bake

Misheard lyrics from the song Balance by MC Quakez at 0.05. Most often misheard when the listener is baked

1: Hey man did you just hear the words 'Cable Bake'?
2: Yeah man in super baked right now

by Harry10932 November 8, 2017

baked and caked

To get high as fuck and bust a fat nuton someone’s face.

“Hey girl want to get high and cummed on”

“You mean, baked and caked”

by AyyItsYaBoi August 22, 2019

Cop a bake

To get heat over something you have done or be reprimanded severely from someone.

I am going to cop a bake from the boss over missing that reporting deadline line last week.
Gezz that guy in the warehouse screwed up again, He is going to cop a bake when I see him.

by ferret June 25, 2009