Mississippi bathroom break

A bathroom break you take at work that consists of chugging a glass of wine, smoking a cigar, and drinking coffee; ideally red wine, a Macanudo, and columbian coffee.

Hey boss, I have to take a quick Mississippi bathroom break.

by Mr Mackey Jr March 17, 2019

public bathroom#9091

public bathroom is emo

Karla: Hey Public Bathroom are you alright?
Public Bathroom#9091: I’m emo now…
Karla: oh

by oyster mod September 6, 2021

School Bathroom Group

A group of losers that only joke, talk and vape in the school bathrooms

I fucking hate when the school bathroom group gets on my way!

by Pxprobotvidz September 7, 2022

carpet in the bathroom

A sketchy-looking place usually used to describe some sort of temporary living area like a hotel room; a dirty or cheap place

opposite of classy

The motel room was a carpet in the bathroom kind of place, man I stepped on like five cockroaches when I walked in

Nah, Amanda's cute but her crib is a carpet in the bathroom kind of place, y'know what I mean?

by carbonatedjones September 20, 2011

Meet Me In the Bathroom

Something a lesbian/bi, or simply curious girl will say to another girl whom they believe to be curious as well. They want to meet them in the bathroom for making out/fingering. Primarily done in pubs/bars.

Sabrina told Gwen “meet me in the bathroom” and they made out and exchanged numbers.

by Girlbarlove August 17, 2021

Piss covered bathroom floor

When you need to piss and don't make it to the toilet but make to the bathroom and you just fucking release all over the floor, like seriously I have never seen such a sheer quantity of piss in my entire life before. I weighed myself after and I lost like 5 kilo's seriously what the actual fuck?! I don't think that's physically possible for my bladder to hold that much piss.

Piss covered bathroom floor

Scenario:
Person 1 (me): I just pissed all over the bathroom floor.

Person 2(my mom): what the fuck is wrong with you? This is why dad left.

by Bathroom floor pisser May 1, 2022

baroomba

When you ejaculate into a person's mouth and cum drips out like drool.

Example 1: Damn, after that baroomba Stacy was a mess.
Example 2: Fuck my until my body is limp and make me have a baroomba.

by DichaelDouche October 26, 2015