bum cigar 

Turd formed when arse cheeks are so tight as to elongate it to resemble a cigar

bum cigar by Anonymous May 5, 2003

bum bandit 

A gay person.

There are lots of bum bandits in the Castro.

bum bandit by Dr. arp June 21, 2009

bum funnel 

The art of the funnelee laying on the ground, whilst 2 of his friends stand over his face with their bare behinds pressed firmly together thus forming a funnel. A drink of your choice is then poured down the funnel into the waiting mouth of the funnelee.

whilst absolutely leathered and trying to be funny, "lets do a bum funnel!"

bum funnel by dave & mike June 28, 2008

bum bitch 

A bitch who has nothing going on in her life, usually by choice and sometimes by circumstance. She is not in school, does not have a job and usually has 1 or more children out of wedlock with an Ashy Larry type bum nigga. She is loud, has tattos, may wear stank looking weave, hygiene is questionable and she is not very desirable, unless you are an Ashy Larry bum nigga, desperate. Bum bitches like to drink and smoke, snort, etc for free!

That bum bitch smoked and drank all of my shit and didn't contribute anything. What a bum bitch!

bum bitch by Alinas August 5, 2011

bum bullets 

Anal suppository. A bullet shaped pill taken up the bottom hole.

What's up Jaime?
My anus is bleeding.
Jesus, get to the doctors, you need some bum bullets!

bum bullets by Pikey and Brush March 26, 2008

bum ting 

Means something (usually a girl) is nice looking.

yoooow man, shes a BUM TING

bum ting by Darkman March 21, 2005

Bum off 

to beg or borrow something from someone

Can I bum a ciggy off of you?
I need to bum 5 bucks off of you.
I am going to bum off her couch for a bit.

Bum off by candylandjane October 29, 2011