A superficial political player willing to do anything, no matter how unethical or reprehensible, to increase their own power, personal bank account or family standing while shrieking that anyone who opposes them are the actual bad actors in any given situation. A Brandon is especially gifted at harnessing - or trying to harness - the official power of the state, employer or media to punish innocent people who disagree with them. (See also Karen.)
"I was in Starbucks talking about the pointlessness of vaccine mandates for 'omicron' and some #Brandon started shrieking that he was going to call the cops. Jesus, can you believe these people?"
by ProfitGeoff December 25, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a nice guy, handsome shows off but is very kind and sweet. Has a lot of crushes but is always funny and amazing!
by Mollie Surely November 12, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. A guy who rather than has one, acts like a really big dick!
Someone who mistreats or bullies in order to feel good/strong or validated.
Douche
Bully
Prick
Someone who mistreats or bullies in order to feel good/strong or validated.
Douche
Bully
Prick
That guy is such an ass, a total Brandon!
That guy was totally talking shit to that little kid, then after school goes up to the kids mom talking about how he just wants to be his friend.
One that can't control their temper and diffuses their feelings by being me to everyone,.
That guy was totally talking shit to that little kid, then after school goes up to the kids mom talking about how he just wants to be his friend.
One that can't control their temper and diffuses their feelings by being me to everyone,.
by Middle Finger on each had up. May 11, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a fuck up
by Taiden’s Uncle October 18, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. by whyamihere?justtosuffer June 1, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. by Commander Abominable August 9, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. by Monkly24567 November 15, 2019
Get the Brandonmug.