Bastard

Something someone calls someone when they're pissed at that individual.

"You bastard!" Harley yelled at Ember. "Bastardized! You should be ashamed of what you've done!" She shrieked.

by CodeDalt September 5, 2017

bastard

The killer of our beloved Kenny.

Stan: OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY!

Kyle: YOU BASTARD!

by Fuck You Ya Mother Fucking Bas November 16, 2017

bastard saturday

Any Sunday night that falls before a Monday holiday. The Wednesday before thanksgiving is bastard Friday. The Fourth of July can cause various illegitimate weekend days.

In the case of a Monday holiday. The Sunday night before becomes an illegitimate non work night. Or bastard Saturday.

by Pummill December 5, 2018

Bastard SZN

When the boys are just acting completely radical and no fucks are given. When the boys pound brew.

We have 2 cases here boys, it’s BASTARD SZN.

All the bastards are in one room, it’s so BASTARD SZN!!!

Henry: Yo what szn is it?
Cale: Dude it’s BASTARD SZN!
Henry: You’re such a bastard Cale

by He’ll yeah boys October 15, 2019

bastard father

A bastard father is a father that’s is letting the family go to shit

“Did you hear what John did with the last welfare check”, “what a bastard father”

by Weckfe November 8, 2019

bastab

It means Universal truth. In other word, it means reality.

My man named, Bastab.

by magayon.yna.100316 November 24, 2021

Bastardsword

1: a type of medieval sword a length between longsword and arming sword.
2: the illegitimate son of an aristocrat of whom, this son loves sex.
3: a way to describe a penis of which is between an average and long size.

1: he rode through the planes with his bastard sword, Marw in hand, he slaught any man who stood before him.
2: Christ almighty, he can’t keep it in his pants, must be a bastardsword.
3: my dick isn’t too long, just a bastardsword

by Sharkieofthemidworld May 20, 2022