strawberry alarmclock

When your girl has her period and wakes you up by sitting on your face.

I can still taste the blood from my strawberry alarmclock this morning.

by crazytraindriver March 21, 2016

aharmelodious

Lacking in both qualities of harmony or melody. Characteristic belonging to a person, group or venue (A.K.A. 'performance', 'concert', 'song', 'gig', 'rap', etc.), or the noise produced by said entity.

Like Angie Dickinson who merely tried to sing, William Shatner actually produced a recording of his singing that could best be described as aharmelodious. The resulting lack of sales and criticism are surprises only to those people who fail to hear their critics.
i.e.:
William Shatner, Grand Funk Railroad, Beach Boys, Ornette Coleman.

by Paul Oyen February 3, 2007

Azari

The name of a Pisces. He has the most contagious beautiful laugh, and mesmerizing eyes. Azari is very clean.

Amanda: omg you smell so good.
Azari: thanks, I never have cheese. :)

by SprinkleLadybug January 11, 2022

Cock Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend is a late sleeper so you have sex with her whenever you wake up so she is up for the rest of the day. the sex alarm clock

Shawn's girlfriend is a late sleeper so when he woke up at ten and used his cock alarm clock on his girlfriend to wake her up for the day.

by sexyclock October 30, 2011

alarmer

An alarmer is someone who has an alarm that has gone off accidentally. Like a car-alarm or a house alarm. An alarmer who hasn't switched off their alarm is the worst kind. This is when the alarm just stays on continuously and you have to go somewhere else before it drives you crazy.

Wonder when that alarm will stop going-off like that!! oh, looks like it will be soon, I think that's the alarmer coming over.

by Professor of new English July 1, 2005

alarm cock

when you get such hard morning wood that it instantly awakens you from a deep sleep

that sex dream i had last night was so hot, unfortunately it was cut short by my alarm cock right before I was able to cum in Betty White's tight asshole.

by iwannafuckbettywhite September 2, 2013

alarm cocked

Waking up due to the discomfort from your raging morning wood.

Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?

Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.

by Collard Greens November 10, 2013