Awkward Slag

the awkward moment when a male or female fancies some action with a horse rider, whilst a midget rugby god is fighting for her heart.

Oh man it was such an awkward slag with Aimelia yesterday!

by agedchicken October 25, 2011

awkward

1. to feel as though your brain with explode from the silence*

*this silence is not a warm silence. no. the silence is filled with unspoken words and tension.

any middle school relationship.

the family just stared in awkward silence at the tv after the raunchy sex scene came on.

nate and taylor sat in awkward silence after he said he loved her.

by TripleHH January 11, 2014

awkward white boy smile

that smile you give people when you walk down the street and lock eyes with someone walking opposite of you. that. that is the awkward white boy smile. ( note: you do not have to be a white boy to do the smile, I, a female, use it daily )

Sam was walking down the street when he locked eyes with a stragner, and gave them the awkward white boy smile.

they gave it back

by Broscahski January 8, 2021

Awkward Aiden

Awkward Aiden is an upcoming streamer and content creator on Youtube, who is very active and is friends with a slightly larger content creator "Overshine" and less popular content creator DoT. Awkward Aiden plays the game Minecraft and sometimes other games with his friends on the popular website and app, Discord.

Person 1: Dude, did you watch Awkward Aiden stream Bedwars last night?

Person 2: Nah, too busy pissin'

by Awkward Aiden Fanboy May 15, 2021

l'awkward

a classy way to say awkward since everything sounds classier in french.

"Adrienne you're soooo hot"
"Victoria..... l'awkward, please stop trying to be me"

by aashley18 April 30, 2010

Internet Awkward

An impossible anomaly where someone comments, posts, responds, etc. with an uninteresting/odd comment. Considered impossible because conversations should only be awkward in reality, where someone can walk away. Very few people can create such odd occurrences. Those who can are usualy douche-bags.

"I saw that new movie"
"so what?"
"Wow dude, you're even internet awkward."

by Mr. Man McMannyson May 11, 2010

and it was awkward because i was naked

A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.

I went to the store to buy some grapes....
And it was awkward because I was naked

by Periwinklemeyer June 11, 2014