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Australian rules football

A 'game' which does not even resemble football, more like rugby with a shitload of violence included.

Generally referred to in the UK as 'Attack, Foul, Lynch'
He got marmelised playing Australian rules football. A quick game of Attack, Foul, Lynch left him in hospital for 2 weeks.
by eddief32 April 27, 2010
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Australian Handshake

When a boy or girl is receiving a hand job or being fingered. This can include the Australian Kiss.
"Man, she gave me the best Australian Handshake!"

"The sex wasn't great, but he sure can give an amazing Australian Handshake"
by Cupid14♡ February 24, 2015
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Pulsar Group Australia

A car club catering to Australian owners of tacky little runabouts called the Nissan Pulsar. It involves an on line forum where owners can discuss performance modifications to their little underpowered vehicles. They will ofter meet up for a cruise; where owners of the Pulsars will go for a spirited drive together until one of their cars breaks down. They pause until the tow truck arrives, and off they go again until the group is too small to go on. They also hold dyno days and track days. These are attended by other car clubs for amusement as most of the Pulsars can barely get a dyno to turn over at all, and track laps are measured in hours.
I've just bought a natty little runabout with a massive exhaust and huge wheels. I think I might join the Pulsar Group Australia.
by Paris Wallbanger February 3, 2010
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Australian Thanksgiving

In Australia, the Australian Thanksgiving all started with the great "Pillage The Wallaby's Run". This event was called upon by the Prime Minister on May 1, 1657, to boost the country's morale after the tragic Kangaroo shortage in the prior year. The Wallaby run transformed into the Australian Thanksgiving where all cities congregate to hold a massive wallaby hunt the night before, and feast on the day of Australian Thanksgiving. Nowadays, the traditions have slowly faded and people will just purchase already prepared wallaby dinners from their local grocer.
I'm sure glad I have these wallaby's already in the freezer for Australian Thanksgiving!
by wallabeezy May 16, 2011
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Australian Lottery

When a gay man finds that his date has a very large penis.

E.g. Big prize down under
Gay guy 1: "So how did it go with your new boyfriend last night?"
Gay guy 2: "Faaabulous!!! He was kind of a neanderthal, but when he took off his pants, I pretty much won the Australian Lottery. He explored my outback all night."
by paco90 January 21, 2011
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Australian Unicorn

A rare phenomenon that happens when someone pees outside on the coldest of days. The name is derived from the idea that the urine could freeze into an icicle which would resemble a horn. Therefore, that person would be a unicorn down-under or an Australian unicorn.
Bryton: Dude, what's taking so long?
Matt: It froze up on me! Ahh, it's painful!
Bryton: Haha, you're totally an Australian unicorn now!!
Andy: I can relate, that happened to me once too. Ouch!
by shame123 February 12, 2013
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Australian Plumber

A sexual act where 2 men get into a 69 position and blow really hard down each other's assholes.

Originates from the fact it was first performed by an Australian and an Italian.
Matt: Hey, wanna make out?
Dan: Wash your mouth first, remember we just did the Australian Plumber.
by Rich Stone August 27, 2013
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