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juan inch long

When you have a small weiner and your name is Juan.
He's Juan inch long.
by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016
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inch

it means that you are small, you dont measure in feats?
dude, its only inches?!!!??!?!?
by ppgenerator February 6, 2023
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a dicks inch

A dicks inch refers to a variable of different measurements. A dicks inch could mean 1 inch, 3 feet, or even a mile. You can change said measurement to your liking
“I’m a dicks inch away if beatin your ass
“On a map, Tulsa and OKC are only a dicks inch away”
by Lil Fence September 22, 2019
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Add an inch to that order

I’d like a double cheeseburger, a large fry, and a large coke

Anything else sir?

Yeah can you add an inch to that order please?
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Two-Inch Rule

If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating
Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"

Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."

Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"

Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."

Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."
by btcterms March 29, 2023
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11 and a half inches

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.
by EmsyXx October 10, 2020
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Six Inches of Separation

The gay equivalent of six degrees of separation, where you realize you are one person (average penis length of six inches) away from having sex with your best friend (assuming you haven't already boned each other).
Man, our group of friends is so slutty there may be less than six inches of separation between us all!
by shooterboy69 July 13, 2016
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