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almost lovers

people who are friends with each and everyone knows but are so close they are practically dating
i can’t believe sophie and kaitlynn are so close even thought they met only 2 months ago — just another case of almost lovers.
by imjustahater384 January 5, 2024
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Almost

Oh, hey, almost! Hahaha!
Hym "Hey, that's almost what I'm talking about! I guess I spoke too soon! I'm glad I could help! Still being a bit of a smart ass though but, hey, this is adding up to be a hell of a lot of people! How many fucking are doing that!? What's my fucking score!? Holy shit! Really? How many travelers ride atop the might adamantoise that is Hym!? Hahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam November 23, 2023
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almost friday

A term used to show excitement for the last day of the work week and a round-up of things that occurred so far.

This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.

This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.
Oh my god, I made the almost friday page!”
“Dude, is that your ass???”
by so.outrageous March 15, 2024
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Almosting

Spending time procrastinating and not doing much
Hey, what's up?

Not much, just almosting
by Word Spit June 24, 2024
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Almost always

Up through the last day of 9-years-old I almost always wore my Boys Fruit Of The Loom Thick Double Blue Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear.
by FrroRdn November 26, 2024
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Almost Girl

An almost girl is the one who gets close—but never quite gets chosen.

She’s the maybe.
The if things were different.
The late-night talks, inside jokes, emotional intimacy… without the commitment that should’ve come with it.

She’s the girl someone leans on, confides in, flirts with, imagines a future with—but never actually steps into that future with.
Not because she wasn’t enough, but because the other person wasn’t willing, ready, or brave.

An almost girl lives in the in-between:
• too important to lose
• not important enough to claim
She wasn’t heartbroken because she’d lost him — she was heartbroken because she’d been an almost girl, close enough to matter, but never enough to be chosen.
by wooly00 December 30, 2025
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liquidity almost children

"Give me your liquidity almost children, Jared Fogle"
by Mc_Lovin_42090 May 2, 2018
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