Abortion

Another term used to replace,“ Murdering a child.”

Caitlin: “Did you hear that Sophia had an abortion?”
Avery: “You mean murdering a child?”

by Vinji September 24, 2022

Abortion

When my mom tried to abort me i stuck my hand out her pussy and shot the doctors head

Doctor: alright imma abortion this baby

My mom: K do it

Me: Sticks hand out vagina with a Glock-18

Mom: shrieks

Me: Fucking shoots the doctors head off

Mom: WHAT THE FUCK!!!

by ODOG12 October 22, 2022

Hillbilly Abortion

(Verb)

To take a metal cloth hanger and fashion it into a hook, then proceeding to put it up there and shove the little fucker out.

"Hey Jane I thought you got pregnant?"

"Nope, I got a Hillbilly Abortion

by BungoScrogis11 December 13, 2021

Albanian abortion

A type of abortion that is performed by an Albanian person in order to save money. The abortion also causes the woman to become infertile. The person performing the abortion kicks the woman very hard in the uterus, killing the foetus and also completely destroying the uterus which hence causes the woman to remain infertile for the rest of her life.

Guy 1: "Something is up. Last week Hannah said she's pregnant but now she just told me she's infertile"
Guy 2: "She clearly was given the Albanian abortion"

by CherrykoolaidYT December 21, 2021

Abortion

No scope the fetus

Sally: I'm pregnant
Josh: *no scopes the fetus*, Abortion...BITCH

by Just a man on urban March 20, 2022

Reverse Abortion

When instead of the child being killed the mother is killed while giving birth.

Did you hear Mary had a reverse Abortion?

by anonymous January 24, 2022

Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.

I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.

by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021