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Aaron Quake

Someone who is so GOD DAM FAT he creates a level 20.4 magnitude Earth Quake Thats Then Results in a Tsunami thats 3000 Feet tall and can destroy a whole civiliations with one step. If and when this Fat Fuck Jumps the Plant will crumble and kill everyone.
Oh God No An Aaron Quake we're all going to die Fucking RUUUUNNN
by GAY BOI CLINTON September 3, 2018
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Aaron Brooks

Talented young point guard with lots of potential.Plays for the Houston Rockets, and will most likely help them out a lot in the 2009-201o season.
Aaron Brooks scored 50 on the lakers last night
by kr.ju September 29, 2009
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Aaron Collado

Is a halfer. Usually shy and quiet but once you get past the barrier, you'll find someone who's a complete different person. He's loud, weird, funny, sweet, caring and bubbly. He's someone who will say the corniest/sweetest jokes but will still be somewhat funny. He is also very talented. He sings VERY well... "I LALALALLALALA I DO." He dances well especially when it comes to dougie-ing. Not only that, but he also plays drums and violin. Aaron is very intelligent; usually a straight A student. He's also a great friend; he's good at listening to your problems, he doesn't judge you, he's a great supporter and will always be there for you. Although people talk about him, he is wanted by MANY women. BILLIONS (not literally) of girls want him because he is so cute but the problem is, he doesn't want any of them. If only he gave those girls a chance, they would be able to see how truly sweet and caring he is. But just a warning, Aaron's not funny ;)) jkjkjk
Aaron Collado: "______ you're the cutest girl ever"
by lololollol12342345678 November 17, 2012
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aaron doh

Aaron Doh is a MAN who writes and sings songs. Aaron also lives with his friends Sam Golbach, Colby Brock, Corey Scherer, and Jake Webber
Person 1- hey, have you seen Aaron doh’s new Youtube video yet?

Person 2- yes, and have you herd his new album?
Person 1- of course!!! My favorite song is ‘down’
Person 2- same!!!
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aarons dad

A nigga who blast when you are born and says he going to Walmart and he ain't ever come back he also gives his sons trash baseball genes and makes them ass at all sports
Oh shit where's Aarons Dad?
by Yeet nigga July 1, 2017
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The Aaron Schocker

None in the pink, three in the stink.

Similar to "The Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink), except that Aaron Schock is rumored to be in the closet.
I heard an Illinois Congressman was caught in the shower giving some dude the Aaron Schocker!
by tommyboy15 January 20, 2014
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who's aaron?

When you have something incredibly important to say to someone and you're nervous, but when you tell them you realize they are incredibly clueless.

Taken from Lost, season 5, episode 4, when Jack confronts Carole about wanting back her grandson and she has no clue what he's talking about.

Jack: I understand that you feel the need to do this, but I need you to know, that everything that Kate and I have done, it was for Aaron.

(pause)

Carole: ...who's ... aaron?
Guy: So I came out to my parents last night, and they were like "...who's aaron?" You know what I mean?

Girl: Oh Ha ha! No way bra they're so cluless.
by sunhaveagun March 6, 2010
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