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Jump-to-it Johnson

Someone who prematurly acts. Usually when the person thinks another individual is done with an object and makes it their own or throws it away(etc.) when in fact the individual was not through using the object.
I would have saved my seat if i knew we had Jump-to-it Johnson over here
by 2knuckleshuffle November 21, 2010
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Donuts Johnson

When a person remains without a win during any form of competition over a set period of time (day, week, month etc..). Sports, board games etc.. all included.

If a person gets a win during the set time period they are no longer known as Donuts Johnson.

At the start of the next period of time everyone is equal but once a game has been played anyone who has played a game and is without a win is considered a Donuts Johnson.
Hey Ian you still do not have a win this week you are Donuts Johnson.
by Slither13 June 9, 2011
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Screaming Johnson

A man who catches a std and his johnson feels on fire. They call it the screaming johnson!
Man poor Joey got a bad case of the screaming johnson!
by Bigracks37 July 2, 2023
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bloody johnsons

It is a kind of swearing at a third party for something which is beyond your control(on a lighter side).
Neil: You have 34 files to check today.
Sam: Please ...will do it in two days...
Neil: No, you got to do it today.. our boss has said so...
Sam: Bloody johnsons! :)
by Sat213 October 12, 2008
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Kaylan Johnson

Smart intelligent sexy with a long dick

Watch out for this one he will fuck ya family
Kaylan Johnson fucked my mama
Kaylan Johnson fucked my sister
by Big Redd Foxx March 28, 2020
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skyler johnson

Skyler Johnson is the most perfect person someone can be. They would be a perfect wife even if they're a dude
Skyler Johnson is the sexiest person i've ever seen
by Kakapo79 December 8, 2017
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The Brothers Johnson

That Halloween costume is not gonna go over well with The Brothers Johnson
by whooer's your daddy March 23, 2021
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