The chick that looks like an STD linebacker, who sleeps with anyone in the bar. She is an Amazon woman who pretends to be drunk after one Corona, and loves younger men. She will let you fuck her anywhere, and if you can't find the wet spot, you are more than encouraged to roll her in flour. If you still can't find the wet spot anal is welcome. You can find this "lady" usually surrounded by the British. Has a bush like Sasquatch, and has the jugs of dolly Parton.
by Kirk ass June 06, 2017
Jeans with contrasting, light colored, stitching and a bedazzled butt. Often worn by douchebags and fans of MMA and Nickleback. Often paired with an Affliction T-shirt and frosted hair.
by Bware360 February 22, 2020
by realyoungpapi December 11, 2017
by Oliver leone January 02, 2020
Emily-Jean also goes as Emily. She is a total bitch. Never get into a relationship with her, you WILL regret it. She will cheat and when she is done with you, she’ll drop you like a hot potato! Then she will try and get you back. Trust me, just STAY AWAY FROM ANY EMILY-JEANS! Mmm k...
Person A- Did you see Emily-Jean today?
Person B- Yeah! She’s such a slutty bitch
Person A- I know right!
Person B- Yeah! She’s such a slutty bitch
Person A- I know right!
by ThatRandomRavenclaw2007 June 15, 2019
Professor Jean Baptiste Collin de Sussy from Amogus University. He completed his PhD in sussery, specializing in desussification. His dissertation concerned the process of desussification and potential optimizations in its efficiency. It was lauded worldwide as a breakthough in the field of sussery and he was awarded the Impostor Medal for his work!!
Oh my god!! I got accepted to Amogus University!! I can't wait to learn from Professor Jean-Baptiste himself!!! He is my idol!
by ong💀 October 19, 2022
The least worn out jeans in one's wardrobe, reserved for special occasions such as church on Sundays. These jeans are normally utilized by those to whom khakis are considered "fancy man pants."
by Krums1&4 May 13, 2016