Swamp jar

Swamp jar. It's a jar of swamp. Fill a jar with swamp water.

Borald: Yo bro, how's the swamp jar going?
Joward: wrigglin and jigglin my dude

by Borald January 4, 2023

jarring

Miss Lawden is the definition of jarring

-loicia

bruh she just is shes a jarring twat

by louuu_68 June 28, 2021

Jar play

Jar play is when you put a jar up your (or anothers) ass. Some may do this for pleasure, others for pain, but a select few do it simply to push the limits of the human body for scientific exploration. The primary concern for jar play enthusiasts is which end to put in first. Some are passionate about the lid first approach, because it eases you into the excruciating pain that is surely to come. Others prefer to dive right into it with the bottoms up approach, which involves shoving the larger side up in order to create a powerful suction that aids the jar up the ass. Both ways are lovely. To each their own. Happy jar play everybody!

M: “Hey Dani, what’s your kink?”
Q: “I’m super into jar play. Always been a lid first guy.”

by BeepBop9000 August 23, 2018

Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex

Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!

by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018

Jarring

Jarring means Annoying or Bothersome

This whole thing with Olivia is so Jarring bro, she believes nothing i say.

by H.A.A.A May 30, 2022

poop in a jar

When you poop in a jar and shake it around and drink it like a smoothie

My girl made me a poop in a jar last night that shut slapped

by Officer dub hub March 15, 2021

Jarred

-Coolest guy around

-Awesome in bed

-Funny

-Sportsman

-Big Penis

-Smokes a lot of marijuana

-Everyone doesnt mind being around him
-Drinks a shit ton

Jarred is going to kick zack's ass

by 576656rf56 December 11, 2018