i need my issue

They're really horny to function; they want to f*ck asap
by spacekatt March 18, 2018
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we need moar internets

The result of inserting facebook into the internet hat machine. The end result is something resembling /b/ but with less deprivation and moar uncorrupted lulz.
On the first day, /b/ was created.
On the second day, a lolcat wished for moar internets.
On the third day, a group made the decision that we need moar internets.
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help, I need somebody

help, I need somebody
help, not just anybody
help, I need somebody
help, not just anybody
help, you know I need someone, help
by Unknown User 404 March 16, 2020
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(I need an Uncle Deavien!!)

The use of the phrase “I need an Uncle Deavien!!” is to express that you need help to get through something new from someone who’s been in your position before and learned the lesson. You cannot make contact with the supernatural. Uncle Deavien passed away and used to give advice from his perspective when he went through something new to you that you can’t handle. Uncle Deavien is still helping you with absolute 0 contact. Uncle Deavien is Childless and you filled that spot he will help you for eternity.
Yo! Have you heard of the phrase “I need an Uncle Deavien!!” ?

(I need an Uncle Deavien!!) - The use of the phrase “I need an Uncle Deavien!!” is to express that you need help to get through something new from someone who’s been in your position before and learned the lesson. You cannot make contact with the supernatural. Uncle Deavien passed away and used to give advice from his perspective when he went through something new to you that you can’t handle. Uncle Deavien is still helping you with absolute 0 contact. Uncle Deavien is Childless and you filled that spot he will help you for eternity.
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i might need security

A song by Chance the Rapper that goes hard and samples a Jamie Foxx bit.
bro did you hear I Might Need Security?
yeah chance went off that shit was fire
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need some ice for that burn?

1. When someone gets “burned” or “roasted” and someone wants to further rub it in.

2. To say if someone legitimately gets burned and may actually need ice.
You wish you had a girl, Carl. Too bad you’re forever alone lol”
“Damn man,need some ice for that burn?! Lmao”
by GrammarEmo December 31, 2017
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