jerk n a jar

The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.

I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.

by DNAGuy June 07, 2024

Friendship Jar

You definitely have way too much time on your hands aren't you? *Sigh* fine, fine...

- it means, giving out your kindness to your friends or coping your kind of friendship to avoid toxic people from changing it.

*Sigh*
- It's a jar type that resembles the meme where that blue pony is inside that jar.

Synonyms: Kindness spreader

Antonyms: Pure Foe Bottle

Do I even have to make an example about the Friendship Jar?

by ihategumbo November 02, 2021

Jar chaser

Someone, usually a female. who trades sex for drugs and bounces from person to person, leaving one when they run out of drugs and going to another.

That Ruth Ann stays high and is with a different dude every week, she's a total jar chaser.

by Deadhead859 July 20, 2022

Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create a number one selling single about getting your dick stuck in a jar

“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car, and I couldn’t go far because my dicks in the jar”

by Waldpflanze April 05, 2021

Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.

by Ellienymt December 08, 2022

Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex

Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!

by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 01, 2018

a nut for a jar of tuna

like racecar, no matter how you spell it, frontwards or backwards, it’s still the same.

gumball: that’s like trading a nut for a jar of tuna!
darwin: backwards!
gumball: …a nut for a jar of tuna.
darwin: oh

by a weirdo who likes tawog February 27, 2023