Goose Fever

Simiar to bird flu, but self induced. Symptoms include vomiting, headache, dehydration, and feelings of insecurity. Caused by over consumption of Grey Goose, or an overdose of like spirits.

After a long night, she was unable to make it to work today. We think she may have a case of Goose Fever.

by davax August 9, 2015

goose god

A person that has a fetish for a goose or multiple geese. Who is also very sad when they go South for the winter.

Person 1: She is such a goose god.

Person2: you're right, there's definitely something wrong with her.

by Idontknow8472 January 17, 2018

beta goose

It is a non Alpha, as in a beta.

John is such a bitch, he is a beta goose

by _rager_ September 16, 2013

goose nozzle

When someone puckers there lips and sucks onto a clenched anus, as if they were a goose.

"Dude, last night Stacey gave me the best goose nozzle ever! My asshole feels awesome!"

by oosgoose station December 30, 2013

Silly goose

A insant reaction to valentines day outfits.

often used in a aroused mood

y/n: Look im wearing a sexy valtinesday outfit for you.

Your significant other: Yeah, yeah? silly goose.

by sillygoose111 March 9, 2021

Triple Goose

The act of drinking Grey Goose Vodka while wearing Golden Goose Deluxe Brand sneakers and a Canada Goose winter coat.

Mike: Did you see Hannah at the club last night she was doing the triple goose?

Frat bro: I just want a sorority who does the triple goose

by NJB/JAP February 22, 2021

Goosing for a Jubbing

When you are searching for something that you really want

Schlatt: “What’s wrong with Tucker?”
Ted: “He’s probably just goosing for a jubbing.”

by buck3tl0v3r March 29, 2023