Walter: Why the hell is there a mushroom in your room!!!
Rick: Chill, it’s fine. I’m starting a cum farm to make a mushroom garden in my room
Rick: Chill, it’s fine. I’m starting a cum farm to make a mushroom garden in my room
by Slang.com773 March 14, 2020
Get the Cum farmmug. A "slut farm" is an alcohol-serving establishment frequented often by easy women and girls with low standards.
Guy 1: Dude, what are you up to tonight?
Guy 2: I'm headin' out to Crazy Horse.
Guy 1: Don't go there dude, it's a total slut farm.
Guy 2: Yeah, you're right, my boy Mike took one for the team last time.
Guy 2: I'm headin' out to Crazy Horse.
Guy 1: Don't go there dude, it's a total slut farm.
Guy 2: Yeah, you're right, my boy Mike took one for the team last time.
by Captain Toolshed March 29, 2011
Get the Slut Farmmug. -the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
by Devo and Dan February 21, 2010
Get the plankton farmingmug. cracker farm
When I lived in Oklahoma we had an employee that went nuts and tried to kill himself.
We did not here from him for a while but one day he called the office and explained that he was in the "Cracker Farm"
that"s the first time I heard a mental facility called a "Cracker Farm"
so from that point on we all at the office used the term to refer to a nut house or mentel facility.
When I lived in Oklahoma we had an employee that went nuts and tried to kill himself.
We did not here from him for a while but one day he called the office and explained that he was in the "Cracker Farm"
that"s the first time I heard a mental facility called a "Cracker Farm"
so from that point on we all at the office used the term to refer to a nut house or mentel facility.
Hey This is john doe < how you guys doing? oh I am ok i am in the Cracker farm down in Cement , oklahoma.
by crackerbreaker December 12, 2013
Get the cracker farmmug. The place you say dogs go when they are old or need to be put down instead of telling kids the truth.
Child:Mommy, what happened to spot?
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.
Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.
Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.
by Jaeto February 10, 2010
Get the The Squirrel Farmmug. by zoey April 11, 2004
Get the farm fucksmug. by Vlad Dracu II December 4, 2003
Get the BANANA FARMmug.