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clown festival

Politically correct version of "clusterfuck". Used in business and professional settings to denote a total fiasco where multiple events have gone wrong resulting in a complete meltdown of the situation.
This year's corporate retreat digressed into a clown festival when caterers forgot the alcohol, storms flooded the conference room and Jason exposed himself to the executives' wives.
by wch-meister September 26, 2015
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Clown Mask

A "Clown Mask" is created when two men have a threesome with a woman and finish by ejaculating onto each others hands, high-fiving and then slapping the woman in the face simultaneously, after which one of them bops her on the nose. Giving the white-faced red-nosed appearance of a clown.
"Me and Pat gave Honey a clown mask last night."
by Sailor E May 8, 2010
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Clown bong

A whipped cream charger used for consuming nitrous oxide
"Did you catch Tipper's set?"
"Nah brah, I had a date with the clown bong in my tent"
by Blurpblorp May 12, 2020
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corner clown

Look dad there's another one of them corner clown mom caught you with
by Larcol August 22, 2016
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clown's frown

A term used for a woman's vagina, particularly those with oversized labia.
Her curtains were so droopy, she had a proper clown's frown.
by pinguandsuperman November 13, 2011
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Freckles The Clown

Hi,
I am requesting my suspension to be taken away as the reason my account got suspended was by accident. Here is the explanation:

Me and my friends are actors and were trying to come up with new clown characters! We went on airtime after doing some research and decided to look up this one character ‘yucko the clown’ after watching some of it we immediately knew it was a mistake because of some of the comments made by him In the Video. Because we didn’t know who this character was before we had no clue what we were getting ourself into. I hope you can take this into consideration and lift my suspension. (Also I I am allowed back in airtime I won’t be watching this ever again because I recently found my clown character! Her name is Freckles and hosts Fourth of July party’s for kids in my state!)
Andy: I stole this clowns business card and now I’m going to look up to her for the rest of my life. This is so fun, I love freckles the clown.... I really, deeply, truly love freckles the clown.

More then being on team trudee
by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020
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hodeo clown

A ho with so much makeup on that she is clown-like.
Bobo’s girlfriend looked like such a hodeo clown with all that makeup caked on.
by HumaneAnimal December 13, 2017
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