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Brandon

A good guy. The good guy in the bunch. A guy that’s just good. One in a dozen good guy. 10/10 good guy quality. Quality over quantity good guy.
That’s Good Guy Brandon over there! He’s really a good guy!
by Tinn02 April 17, 2022
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Brandon

Blond haired prickled dick lover. Brandons usually have blue eyes. Their eyes are usually bluer than the skies that the nazis dead jews smoke would hole up in. Usually Brandons are pricks if you can't tell by the name :)
Brandon: NO balls if you don't tell that jew over there that thats not a shower

Person: OH MY GOD
by Xxx7878Xxx June 5, 2018
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Brandonism

Loves pregnant women and impress them by running away from them
Gill pulled brandonism on his pregnant wife.
by Steve job's August 30, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon is a person who fails in school and just plays super smash bros ultimate all day

He has a few friends and loves pokemon, he's short and crazy probably cause he doesnt eat at lunch but mostly eats microchips
Me: look at Brandon he's eating his daily drive
Friend: yeah but he sucks at smash and Joseph is better
by Anonymous. JB October 11, 2019
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Brandon

"Brandon sucks"
by USuckBrandon October 24, 2017
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Brandon

An all around piece of fucking shit. Complete trash that can’t hold a relationship and runs from anything good. Will fuck anything with a hole and have no respect for it later. Self absorbed, worthless piece of hot diarrhea.
by ForeverPetty August 22, 2019
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Brandon

by Thedestroyer987 September 20, 2016
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