9-11

A very easy subtraction problem. Doesn't even require a calculator if your IQ is above 30.
Teacher: What's 9-11?
Student: -2
by fuck america April 20, 2005
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9/11

An event that remains unconnected to the reprocussions of American foreign policy in the minds of the majority of Americans.
9/11 was the day when the violence perpetuated by a plethora of corporations finally reached America.
by humancadaver101 September 14, 2006
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Jan 9

today it’s the birthday of the hottest girl out 🥵🥵 shes a tik tok legend and is a gamer girl 😍 shes fucking mint 😆 but a dry ass texter 📲🥶
it’s Jan 9th cuz that’s the date lad
by Realhotgirlshit😘😘 October 19, 2019
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9/11

Bush and his little buddies got together and demolished a few buildings to finish the war his daddy started and for revenge, blamed the "plane crashes" on the dudes who tried to kill his father and to also get oil from their country. The whole thing was a set-up, and God Bless to the people that died that day and their families and friends.
George Bush is a psychotic freak who has nothing to do in his spare time but to risk American soldiers' lives in a pointless war that was supposed to be only one year long and blow up building's on 9/11.
by Danix May 15, 2007
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9/11

A series of events taking place over months, that most of you know absolutly nothing about, 9/11 Was not a terrorist attack, It was a self-inflicted way of earning billions upon billions of dollars in oil.
Read the facts of 9/11 form your own opinion, Turn off ur damn television and pick up a fucking book, Oh and look up ignorance.
by DoSome Research. September 09, 2006
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9 in the brown

1. One of the most difficult and extreme sexual acts to perform on a woman (i guess it could be done on a man... but that's just messed up). This act is accomplished by quickly, and without warning, inserting your closed right or left fist along with the four fingers on your other hand up her butt. This move is not recommended under any circumstances and may cause death and/or breakups. This technique was invented by R.H. in 2007. It is required that whenever one displays this hand gesture that person must first yell out the sound 'GAADOOUGGEE' (Brian in Family Guy flexing to Louis) and then throw out a fisted hand and four fingers on the other hand in close proximity. It is also copyrighted.

2. The most hardcore death metal band on the fucking planet. 9 in the brown is widely recognized as the premier death metal/rock/punk band to come out of Connecticut since... well, since ever. It's members include Mongo, the Duke of Oranje, CYZ!!!, and band leader Viktor (WITH A FUCKING 'K'). The group is best known for its signature song '9 in the brown' which has topped the charts consistently in the underground music scene. When not blowing people's minds at sold out shows across the country, members enjoy totally raping Rock Band songs on Double Expert level.
'Dude so I was with this girl last night and she was bein a total bitch so when I was done fucking her I turned her around and GAADOOOUUGEE!!! 9 in the brown!!!'

Kid 1: 'Oh man, were you at the '9 in the brown' concert last night? It was amazing!'
Kid 2: 'No, I wanted to but those concerts are always sold out.'
Kid 1: 'Yes, yes they are.'
by ViktorExtreme June 13, 2008
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January 9

Get ur titties sucked day. U have to get em sucked unless u a pussy . GET THEM SHITS SUCKED TRUST ME YOULL THANK ME LATER.
Your pussy finna be wet wet on January 9
by Justabadbitch October 16, 2019
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