5 point slow

A term to describe 5 liter Mustangs of the Fox body generation. Used by people with a dislike of Mustangs/Ford.

You seen that 5 point slow cruising up and down 5th?

by Nobis January 17, 2005

5 second rule

Informal:

A popular axiom that deems food dropped onto the groud edible for a period of 5 seconds immediately following its release. Does not apply to porous or otherwise absorptive foods such as frosted cake or ice cream.

-No! Don't eat that!
-Nah, it's O.K. Five second rule!

by Auto_Insurance July 10, 2004

5-0

the cops, the pigs, the oinkers, the police, the stupid mother-fuckers that always spoil the fun and think they can run the show cuz they have the power to fuck with people

o shit the 5-0 .... a cop is near so play it cool

by d-bizzle November 15, 2004

5 gallon bucket of spit

A woman who has had so much sex, kids, or fence posts that her pussy is really loose.

That chick was so loose it was like putting my dick in a 5 gallon bucket of spit!

by SkullTooth August 24, 2008

5 Minutes in and out

To presume that a task will be short in length, when in reality it turns out to be the complete opposite, and an unbelievable nightmare to boot. First used by Sir Laurie Painter of Salisbury

"Listen I've got a quick job for you, 5 minutes in and out"

by Von Winkle of Le Froy March 19, 2009

5 Dollar Lobster

1. A'n extremely poor person of economic society. They often can not pay loans or keep secrets if they suspect it may land them cash if they tell others. They are desperate saps, often pretending they are rich to get the attention of celebrities. They also rely on very low end things that cost 5 dollars or below.
2. One of the many specialties of Las Vegas resort bistros. To keep up the supply and interest (and budget) tourists, they must lower the standards of food. AKA: The 20.00$ lobster was lowered to 5:00$ one

1: "Tod, did you see that poor sap trying to take that hot bitch to Tojo's? I bet he can't even afford the place!"
Tod, "Poor guy, I really hate those Five dollar lobsters!"
2: Jim: "Shit, I just got e-coli from that meal"!
Tod: "Damn, the notorious 5 dollar lobster strikes again"!

by Economic Evenguilist December 21, 2008

5 Star Bitches

a group of girls that are all "five-star" in rating, good looking, intelligent and fun to be around. You want to be one of these fine ladies, but its nearly impossible to become one. Very rare and unique, these females choose each other over men.

Damn, Lauren, Alli, Amy, Katie, and Ashlee are definitely 5 Star Bitches... I wish I could be one of them.

by Princess5star June 4, 2010