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January 1st

The day where New Years Eve comes. The day everyone stayed up on Dec 31, to 12am. Your reading this by “I <3 Me.” But, why New Years Eve on January first?
Your Mom: It’s 12AM!!
You: So?…
Your Mom: NEW YEARS EVE! January 1st *chases you with broom*
You: MOM NOOOO
YOUR MOM: Y/N YESSSSSSSSS
You: *dead*
by I <3 me December 22, 2021
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1st Sergeant Red

1st Sergeant Red is a bad a** mother f**ker and can destroy enemies at any given moment and will take down main targets with Arcana Company
Wow look at 1st Sergeant Red be an absolute unit on those enemies
by 1stSgt Red October 30, 2019
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Febuary 1st

February 1st, 13 more days until February 14! February 1st "Anti-Valentine-Date!"

Just go to the movies with your friends like a date! Don't worry about finding someone for Valetines Date! Have fun and do something great!
Friend one: Hey! Come to house do we make good, watch movies, then play with the cat

Friend two: That now is a date my friend, I'll bring chips, brownies, and Monsters!

Friend one: Great our Febuary 1st is gonna be awesome, I want to see if my mom will let you stay the night :)
by Galaxy Butter Knife January 14, 2021
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September 1st

Birthday of only the spawn of satan. Anyone who is born on this day deserves to have a fucking lightsaber shoved up their rectum
“I’m born on September 1st!”

jump off a bloody bridge”
by gingerninja68+1 April 26, 2024
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june 1st

Tomorrow on June 1st have the ability smack joe tomorrow anytime u won’t !! 😉 | have very fun | !! 💕 .
why we should smack joe ? ( his bday is totally not tmr ) !! june 1st
by mzmhzz May 31, 2022
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July 1st

The day when the ugliest bitches are born i to society
Doctor: “Your son will be born on July 1st!” Mom: “Doc, is it too late to get an abortion?”
by jacksondoser1 April 11, 2022
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November 1st

National hit anyone named ariel in the shin day
It’s November 1st, national hit anyone named ariel in the shin day.
by Joes updog October 31, 2019
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