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September 1st

September first, 1989
Dear diary:
I believe I’m a good person, I mean i think that there’s good in everyone but, here we are, FIRST DAY OF SENIOR YEAR and I look at all this kids that i’ve known all my life and I ask myself “WHAT HAPPENED?”

Heathers the musical day, don’t ask a theatre kid the date that day, unless you wanna hear a whole musical complete or a six minutes song depends on the person.
X: Hey, what day is it today?
Theatre kid: OMG YOU JUST REMINDED ME -clears throat- September 1st 1989, dear diary.

X: What day is today?
X: Oh, it’s heathers the musical day!
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December 1st

The day where Ismael gives Ameerah his hoodie on a cold winter day
December 1st means it’s time for Ismael to give Ameerah his hoodie
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December 1st

This is the day where Ismael gives Ameerah his precious hoodie
Oh my god Ismael it’s December 1st give Ameerah your hoodie
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February 1st

the day the swaggest, nicest, and hottest 5'2 latina was brought into this world.
"oh did you hear? its her bday today, woo woo!!"
"oh yeahh its february 1st huhh, woo woo!!!"
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December 1st

Ciera's birthday so wish her a great day💕
Happy birthday ciera!!!!
Todays December 1st happy bdayyyy
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June 1st

A day of the two-faced.

June 1st could either go like 3 days in a French castle with your friends, some wine and some bread , or like 3 days in a French castle with Boris Johnson and Donald Trump fanatics.

One should beware on that day as to not offend the nearby Geminis , they bite.

Recommended action : Strangling a homophobe with the LGBTQ+ flag, unique and colourful.
On June 1st 1970, Nikita Khruschev was hospitalized for a burst blood vessel, yikes.

Marilyn Monroe was born on June 1st 1926. History recalls the dykes weren't ready.
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January 1st

National group wanking day.

Where you meet up with your friends and wank together.
Hey mate wanna join us on January 1st? x
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