Chodely

1) A way to insult a guy in saying that he is so lame and fat, almost looking like a person size chode in male form. He also has to be cocky and horny but get no girls.

2) Can also be used as fat and ugly

1) He is so chodely, I have a hot snack everytime I see him because he is so ugly and fat! PLEASE DON'T DATE HIM!

2) Ew that sausage is so chodely looking!

by Hotmess27 September 13, 2009

Chode

A penis that is wider than it's length.

"I bet mans gotta chode"

by Seb the skater April 28, 2020

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long

Louis has a tiny chode

by Gaushdjjdf July 11, 2019

Chode

Fellow people,

Chode does not mean "a penis wider than it is long"
or "the skin between your sac and anus", you dumbasses.

Chode, as verified on Dictionary.com, is the past tense of Chide.

Chide means:
1. to express disapproval of; scold; reproach.
2. to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding.

1. Last night, I chode at his penis because it was too short and thick.

2. My teacher chode at me so hard at school yesterday, I almost shit myself.

3. I chode his chode with my chode because I can.

by theBESTLCK January 19, 2012

Chode

A penis longer then it is wide.

Thom: "Hey mom, why is my cock so think, but so short??"

Mom: " You have a chode thom, GTFO"

by mynamesbrandonagain September 15, 2009

Chode

1. A penis which is thicker than it is long
2, The area between your ball sack and your anus

1. LoL you got a chode
2.My chode is itchy

by Bulldog453 January 7, 2011

Chode

actually spelled Choad. Synonym for ‘penis’ used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the denizens thereof. This term is alleged to have been inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that ‘choad’ is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to ‘fuck’; it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British Raj.

Look at that dude's chode!

by ChuggasaurusRex December 28, 2005