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german suicide

When a girl bends over a guy backward & sucks his dick in a backbridge
Sandra stood behind me a did a German suicide
by Diggze December 12, 2013
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German school

The place where I have to go every day. It's weird there. You learn boring things like math, German, English, and in history things about France. Yeah, crazy right? And the worst thing is that you HAVE to go there like there are no home lessons or anything like that, just the school. And if you're not going one day the police will come... nice hm? (Btw I'm from Germany so my English isn't as good I'm sorry)
Me: Are you going to a German school?
Everyone who's not German: no!!
by ImGerman December 22, 2019
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German Trucker

The German trucker is where you yank a truckers balls like a semi air-horn string.
Oh man i preformed that german trucker move last night.
by Lilwaffle98 April 3, 2022
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German schmear

The purulent discharge which drains from a vagina infected with khlamydia.
Linda’s husband knew she was committing infidelity when he saw the German schmear stained on her underwear.
by Butterskotch Barbie June 29, 2021
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german plumber

Leaping off the dresser and pounding in a new hole
My husband was feeling frisky and tried the german plumber. Now I have two belly buttons!
by Sweet Peac December 10, 2016
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Improvised german

The ability to make up fake German words on the spot and to say them in such an angry tone it sounds like a national socialist rally
Todd: *using improvised German* “GESPACHT UND GENÄSCHT, DIE WÖHTGETRUNKEN IM DAS GEMÜGE!
Steve: *compelled to salute* “HEIL”
by Cum faggot May 20, 2019
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muscley german

when your hair looks like the helmet of reinheart from overwatch
by omgyouweeb124 January 20, 2017
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