I have aids because of r/makemesuffer.
by Britts_suck March 11, 2020

The girl of your dreams. The type of person that can brighten up your day no matter what. She has a personality that makes you never want to leave her side. She is the most loving person you will ever meet. She loves intimacy and enjoys attention from who she’s in a relationship with her. She is loyal to anyone she befriends and always puts others before herself. She doesn’t care about your status or what you have; she cares about who you are as a person. She is beautiful, funny, And irresistibly sexy. She is as close as you're ever going to get to finding the perfect person, so if you have her in your life, appreciate her, treat her right, and do not let her go. Otherwise, you’ll spend the rest of your life regretting that you lost her.
by Slig Tallywacker November 28, 2021

by fricky dicky schmicky October 7, 2021

The retard r is backwards and fucked up. A group out of wheeling west virginia that really dont giva fuck.. Dont fuck with them
Retard r is everywhere
by Bread Stain September 12, 2018

The type of brain waves that are prevalent after smoking, often which cause laughing and hunger. Also the main cause of twitching during sleep after a night of partying
by Feild Fairy June 2, 2010

The literal personification of soyjacks
reddit atheist: yo, I browse r/atheism daily, I have opened my eyes!!!
normal atheist or religious person: get the fuck out of my home
normal atheist or religious person: get the fuck out of my home
by ayochadbeat August 13, 2023

A man who looks and acts like a weasel. He can only do 5 pull ups and somehow thinks that he’s the man. Many consider him as a bottom brother of the Weasleys. He is often glued to his phone playing a fucking mobile game.
Jon: hey weasel how many pullups have you done? 1?
Connor R: noooo no I did 10 man
Jon: shut up weasel go play your ipad game son
Connor R: it’s dokkan battle you wouldn’t understand
Jon: that’s why you’re such a weasel
Connor R: noooo no I did 10 man
Jon: shut up weasel go play your ipad game son
Connor R: it’s dokkan battle you wouldn’t understand
Jon: that’s why you’re such a weasel
by Calf slicer May 4, 2023
