Taint Time

(1)An oddly vague, completely spontaneous response occurring when an employee becomes overwhelmed by their fucktarded boss's stupidity.

(2) A last second warning that you're about to tea-bagged the forehead.

-possibly accompanied by super lame trumpet sound(s)

Boss: "Any volunteers to work 12

hours today ?"
Typical Employee: "Any volunteers to suck my dick today?"
Overwhelmed Employee: It's Taint Time, MUTHA FUCKA!!!"

Sees coworker about to check their watch: "Don't bother dumbass!!you already know what time it is!" "It's Taint:pm; Taint:15, Taint:fourty-five etc etc

by MarnieLee December 12, 2023

Bingo Time

When you know your getting the goods its "Bingo Time"

"It's Bingo Time Baby"

by Bingo Time February 14, 2021

Time box

A cubic meter of time

I walked into a shop and asked for a time box for my travels

by Time is faster October 15, 2018

Leezy Time

When one or more person(s) congregate to irresponsibly place high stakes multi line sport wagers.

It’s fucking leezy time!

by LeezyDaddy February 13, 2022

Having a Snitt Time

The phrase "Having a Snitt time" refers to when you're having amazing time where you feel emotions of happiness

Everything is going so good today, I'm having a Snitt time

by Ak47 killer of dreams and mone July 11, 2019

Wolf Time

When a furry wants to cuddle or do stuff with a anthro wolf.

"Wolf time?" Asked Addison hoping for a wolf to cuddle them.

by whyiseverythingtaken? February 11, 2024

Dick Face-Time

The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.

Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.

"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"

"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"

by Mastro-K April 24, 2016