Love grape

Hemeroid- the wall of your bowel , when squeezed to hard may dangle from ass.

Boyfriend; OMG wtf is that coming out of your ass!
Girlfriend; its a love grape you douche:L
Boyfriend; well i aint going down there love!

by melissa king March 7, 2009

Love Leach

Someone that sucks all the love and attention you can posibly give, and gives you none in return.

Kevin is such a love leach, I do everything he wants and he won't even give me a lick of his lolly pop.

by NewBostonConst December 16, 2007

love someone

you only wish for their smile.
you always think about that person.
you always think about your future with them.
they make you happy most the time.
seeing them with someone else would make you sad but if they are happy you would still support it.
you are happy if they are happy.
love is like a pet, you feed your pet and take care of it but you never expect anything back.
you would never leave them no matter what.

crush: i dont love someone and i hadn't liked anyone for 2 years
my thoughts: painnn

by RealWifeHaver August 10, 2021

Love cringe

A strong, slightly uncomfortable yet good feeling you get in your chest when you see, think, or even hear of someone you are deeply attracted to.

Man, every time I see Diana Silvers, I love cringe so hard

by That_Lil_Sleeze June 5, 2020

Love Mug

a once true friend who has been tempted away by female attention and become a stranger to all but his missus.

can you remember that lad that used to hang around with us? Naaa what was his name? Fuck knows, he's a right love mug these days

by tmarz February 2, 2010

love slide

Getting head from a girl with no teeth, so your penis slides in and out very easily. Synonymous with "gummer".

Man, her love slide was excellent! It almost felt like I was fucking her pussy!

by Ol' Dirty Pastor January 4, 2008

hotass love

When two people from different backgrounds and different upbringings meet as teenagers, and take over the world together as adults. This duo is unstoppable and often find people reacting in jealous, bitchy ways to their incredible beauty and uncanny connection.

The only difference between these two are their genders. Everything else is the same. Literally. Hotass love is a brain shared and a long and successful life together.

Those two and their hotass love, why must they be so friggen coo?

by Lady_Hotass August 3, 2011