Rod-Love

Less cone-ventional than cone-love, rod-love is more basic, elemental, and riveting a condition, presenting complete bewitchment.

-- Whenever he beholds her his heart eats itself out, his brain and central nervous system go into a state-of-shock, and all his rods go crazy.

-- I thought it was a mere infatuation.

-- No, I fear he has full-blown rod-love for her.

by sukadog April 10, 2011

Love grape

Hemeroid- the wall of your bowel , when squeezed to hard may dangle from ass.

Boyfriend; OMG wtf is that coming out of your ass!
Girlfriend; its a love grape you douche:L
Boyfriend; well i aint going down there love!

by melissa king March 7, 2009

self love

Jerking off(its very fun)

Ryan: "Did you watch the game yesterday?"
Jack: "Nope i was performing self love"
Ryan: "Ew dude tmi"

by imnotdoingthisagain December 30, 2021

love yawn

When one yawns & the penis is inserted into the mouth.

If someone love yawns me, they will be dickless

by JmpRmf April 6, 2017

gummy love

Getting oral sex from an old person without their dentures in.

"Nick is gettin' some gummy love from that GILF."

by T Wrecks January 19, 2010

The Algorithm of Love

Mahalo and Good Day,

I, Joshua Howard aka Howieloveheart believes you must love yourself before you love the universe and all of energy must be balanced within. Anyone has the choice to live their best life to fullest by adapting and overcoming the negativity energy which some believe to be Diablo. However, our worst enemy in life is ourselves. We must all know that the most important thing in life is time. So, we must devote I time to spending it wisely bc it is beyond precious. I personally believe and pray that our God protects us all whether you believe in God or not. I believe we all deserve the same opportunity bc I Love our World and Our Universe Forever and Always!

Mahalo Always and Love Forever,
Joshua Howieloveheart

The Algorithm collaborated to create the The Algorithm of Love. Love, Howieloves

by Joshua Howard alias Howieloveh February 12, 2021

hotass love

When two people from different backgrounds and different upbringings meet as teenagers, and take over the world together as adults. This duo is unstoppable and often find people reacting in jealous, bitchy ways to their incredible beauty and uncanny connection.

The only difference between these two are their genders. Everything else is the same. Literally. Hotass love is a brain shared and a long and successful life together.

Those two and their hotass love, why must they be so friggen coo?

by Lady_Hotass August 3, 2011