Rod-Love 

Less cone-ventional than cone-love, rod-love is more basic, elemental, and riveting a condition, presenting complete bewitchment.

-- Whenever he beholds her his heart eats itself out, his brain and central nervous system go into a state-of-shock, and all his rods go crazy.

-- I thought it was a mere infatuation.

-- No, I fear he has full-blown rod-love for her.

Rod-Love by sukadog April 10, 2011

love rod 

large erect male penis

im going to fuck you with my love rod

love rod by teader May 21, 2004

rod of love 

see penis

rod of love by Eat me August 28, 2003

Thine Love Rod 

my boyfriends penis

Pat: thine love rod is in need of adjustment

Thine Love Rod by Hamletlover April 12, 2010

rod lover 

A guy who likes rods up his ass

Hey rod lover you want my rod up your ass

rod lover by Slurped buttface September 21, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020