Pseudo-fart

A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.

*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”

by 6millionjews November 29, 2020

Fart

Gas that comes out of you asshole

I farted on my friends face

by Princess pink12345 November 29, 2020

Massive trump fart

when take a massive fart and then u say the system is rigged..
yea that doesn't make sense , i was just trying to make a gud def
anyway take a massive trump fart bye.

ass manager: one of the Karen took a massive trump fart, it smelled,and she blamed it on one of the employees and decided to call the manager..
grandmother:oh Hun, its alright come eat some Italian meatballs.

by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 29, 2020

Wet Fart

A fart that was released while showering giving a kind of wet sensation in your butt

You: My butt felt really weird and warm after I farted.
Friend: you must have had a wet fart

by Webslice October 21, 2020

Big phat juicy fart

The act of farting so big and juicy that you physically feel it

Jane: maannn I just had a big phat juicy fart and it stinks so bad

Kyle: ahaha that’s rad my dude....*gags at the smell of James fart then laughs*

by Aquanae October 22, 2020

Fart and Furious

the aftermath of an unsuccessful fart

That chili made me race to the bathroom Fart and Furious.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 29, 2020

Fart

Fart is a gas that comes out of your bum it can be smelly it can be silent but how ever it is watch out it might be smelly or load

I did a massive fart

by Thecoolschoolgirl November 2, 2020