not in the spirit of the rules

When you're co workers call you a cheater and your visceral response confirms just how sanctimonious your truly are.

I did not cheat! I am not a cheater! I may have won that Pinewood Derby race in a way that was Not in the spirit of the rules, but it was absolutely not cheating!

not in the spirit of the rules by Frank Matarrese October 11, 2016

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now here's the thing

A phrase often used when trying to explain why something is, isn't, needs to be, or just in general. This phrase often talks about an invisible or nonexistent object or "thing." Will often cause anger or laughter.

Guy 2: Hey why do these things run away when I get close.

Guy 1: Now here's the thing David-

Guy 2: I swear to God if you say "Now here's the thing" one more time I will strangle you.

Guy 3, 4, 5, and 6: Enormous uproar of laughter.

now here's the thing by Wolfman5461 November 29, 2016

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Not feeling the unicorn.

General unhappiness. A feeling that something is not quite right.

"I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm totally not feeling the unicorn."

Not feeling the unicorn. by Much ado December 2, 2016

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There's nothing on the internet

That ineffable boredom that overcomes one when surfing on the fastest Internet connection on Earth .... and there's still nothing worth looking at.

God! I should have gone out tonight, THERE'S NOTHING ON THE INTERNET!!!

There's nothing on the internet by LoneTree April 24, 2017

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we need to get on the payload

something my team never does

GUYS WE NEED TO GET ON THE PAYLOAD

we need to get on the payload by The Golden October 4, 2017

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Nail my feet to the floor

Nail my feet to the floor... is a statement of intent. A commitment to "stay" when one's response might be to "leave."

(Lyrics by Amie Rankin) I hear the call of an open road, telling me it's time to go, oh please, nail my feet to the floor.

Nail my feet to the floor by AR2018 January 4, 2018

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Nashville School of the Arts

hell. but fun. filled with tons of depressed art kids who cry in class a lot. an old orphanage/sleep away school turned into a school. has a lot of cockroaches and building surrounding it where kids go to smoke

fuck, bless your heart man. you go to Nashville School of the Arts? dayum

Nashville School of the Arts by Charlie’schickens2819 September 4, 2018

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